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Oct 20th at 1PM / VIA: britbratthebat / OP: vikadi / 349,515 notes

the-stoner-sage:

perpetuallackofsleep:

nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo

I can’t even begin to explain how in love I am with these


Oct 20th at 2AM / VIA: let-me-be-your-guidee / OP: fullmetalniku / 186,628 notes

jamiebenn:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

I wasn’t going to reblog this and then I saw the caption.


Oct 20th at 1AM / VIA: iraffiruse / OP: iraffiruse / 10,062 notes

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Oct 19th at 8PM / VIA: hybridwaste / OP: hybridwaste / 18 notes

hybridwaste:

Samus Tribute by Wen-JR

Oct 19th at 8PM / VIA: thefuuuucomics / OP: hostedscripts / 211,435 notes

condensedbloodmilk:

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barely missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.


Oct 19th at 8PM / VIA: thefuuuucomics / OP: rcah / 727,224 notes

plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.

plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.


Oct 19th at 8PM / VIA: kuhdejuh / OP: rcmclachlan / 165,656 notes

In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.

  • My dad: Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse?
  • Me: She does.
  • My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway?
  • Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean?
  • My dad: How did that start--I mean, why do women use them? Doesn't it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?
  • Me: (stands up and turns around) See those pockets?
  • My dad: ... Yes?
  • Me: What can I fit in them?
  • My dad: What?
  • Me: How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?
  • My dad: Doesn't look like you could fit much.
  • Me: A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that's about it. That's why we use purses--because we can't carry our shit in our pockets like you do.
  • My dad: But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!
  • Me: And your jeans also fit the way they should.
  • My dad: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?
  • Me: Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?
  • My dad: ... Aren't yours?
  • Me: I'm a size 3.
  • My dad: 3 what?
  • Me: No, just a 3. A size 3.
  • My dad: What does that mean?
  • Me: I actually have no idea. I'm a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I'm a 5. I'm a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.
  • My dad: Wait, it's not the same?
  • Me: Nope. A size 3 in one brand's jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.
  • My dad: That's fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!
  • Me: With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won't care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it

Oct 19th at 7PM / VIA: zohbugg / OP: ifiwasthelastgirl / 11,341 notes